American Independence Day

To celebrate American Independence Day I'm going get up put my feet on my Vaccumed carpet and open my curtains and then have a traditional American meal: French fries, Hamburger, Apple pie and I might even be tempted with a drink out of my theormos flask a Jack Daniels, and later English Muffins with butter, cream tea whilst having the light Bulb on whilst playing Call of Duty or Tomb Raider or watching James Bond on my TV or go on Autotrader before i go for a ride on my bike on a Tarmac road with its pneumatic tyres whilst reading up on English Law and polishing my gun and later I may tend my garden and cut my lawn. I'll put on my spectacles so I can see the steam ship sail past whilst I go around the roundabout. May be see David Beckham play a football match in which feet actually come into contact with the ball and drinking my Lager out of a cut glass tankered playing various card games on my carpet or on my sprung mattress whilst on a Iron suspension bridge with a train going past,  which will scare my Bull Dog and get my Pacemaker twitching. I go for a drive in my Aston Martin, Jaguar, Range Rover, Land Rover, McClaren, Lotus, Triumph, MG, Rolls Royce Using my brake discs and avoiding Cats Eyes or Mini, whilst listerning my music on a HMV Stereo to the Beatles, Davy Jones in the Monkees, Blur, Oasis, Phill Collins, Boy George, Bananarama, The Beegees, George Micheal, Elton John, Slash, Rolling Stones, Wham, Spice Girls, Take That, Robbie Williams, I might for a flight in a Jet Plane or for a ride on my horse with a Saddle to my local Bank or Post Office to buy a Stamp to put on my Envelope if it does not stick I can use some super glue or just write on a Yellow Post it Note . I could drop some depth charinness your submarinesnear you or send you a Fax, if you get I'll I can give you some penicillin keep you warm by dressing you in polyester or Nylon Made on a sewing machine and keep you dry with an umbrella and i could wipe my arse on toilet paper, i can even take some Viagra and Fuck you ! Of course i could list thing for hours as all the things mentioned things British inventions (except the Fries and Burger and of course don't forget Arnie with his muscles is Austrian) So you can see you are so independent, Enjoy your Day !

Homers Driving School cars

Manual & Automatic Driving Lessons All our cars are new and fully up to date with technology. They are fitted with lots of different gadgets to help you out (the gadgets are automatically computer controlled so you don't have think about them). For example our cars have: ABS brakes (anti brake lock system) so when you do the emergency stop on your test you won't worry about skidding. Traction control so you can't wheel spin or loose control of the car. Power steering making it effort less to turn the wheel. Air-conditioning for those warm days and prevents misting on the windows on the wet or cold ones. Auto dim interior mirrors so if you get dazzled the mirror blocks the bright lights from behind but you can still see what's going on. Auto lights and windscreen wipers. There are a countless number of people who when on a driving test it has started raining and forget to switch on the wipers and lights and fail because of it. Anti stall devices so it will reduce the frustration of stalling. (As you get to grips with the clutch we turn in off so when you get your own car you are prepared.) Dual controls to reassure you that you will be kept safe and help develop your pedal skills. Some of our cars even have TV and DVD players installed to help out with your theory and Hazard perception test.CHEAP 10 HOURS DRIVING LESSONS FROM ONLY £89 IN THESE AREAS Wolverhampton, Walsall, Cannock, Willenhall, Wednesbury, Darlaston, West Bromwich, Tipton, Great Bridge, Coseley, Womboune, Penn, Kingswinford, Brierley Hill, Quarry Bank, Dudley, Netherton, Oldbury, Rowley Regis, Halesowen, Stourbridge, Lye, Kidderminster, Bewdley, Worcester, Hagley, Belbroughton, Clent, Romsley, Pedmore, Sedgley, Himley, Cradley Heath, Old Hill, Tividale, Hill Top, Stone Cross, and all surrounding areas. CHEAP 10 HOURS DRIVING LESSONS FROM ONLY £89 IN THESE AREAS Wolverhampton, Walsall, Cannock, Willenhall, Wednesbury, Darlaston, West Bromwich, Tipton, Great Bridge, Coseley, Womboune, Penn, Kingswinford, Brierley Hill, Quarry Bank, Dudley, Netherton, Oldbury, Rowley Regis, Halesowen, Stourbridge, Lye, Kidderminster, Bewdley, Worcester, Hagley, Belbroughton, Clent, Romsley, Pedmore, Sedgley, Himley, Cradley Heath, Old Hill, Tividale, Hill Top, Stone Cross, and all surrounding areas. Or

Driving lessons in Worcester, Kidderminster, Stourbridge and Bewdley

CHEAP 10 HOURS DRIVING LESSONS FROM ONLY £89 IN THESE AREAS Wolverhampton, Walsall, Cannock, Willenhall, Wednesbury, Darlaston, West Bromwich, Tipton, Great Bridge, Coseley, Womboune, Penn, Kingswinford, Brierley Hill, Quarry Bank, Dudley, Netherton, Oldbury, Rowley Regis, Halesowen, Stourbridge, Lye, Kidderminster, Bewdley, Worcester, Hagley, Belbroughton, Clent, Romsley, Pedmore, Sedgley, Himley, Cradley Heath, Old Hill, Tividale, Hill Top, Stone Cross, and all surrounding areas. Or CHEAP 10 HOURS DRIVING LESSONS FROM ONLY £89 IN THESE AREAS Wolverhampton, Walsall, Cannock, Willenhall, Wednesbury, Darlaston, West Bromwich, Tipton, Great Bridge, Coseley, Womboune, Penn, Kingswinford, Brierley Hill, Quarry Bank, Dudley, Netherton, Oldbury, Rowley Regis, Halesowen, Stourbridge, Lye, Kidderminster, Bewdley, Worcester, Hagley, Belbroughton, Clent, Romsley, Pedmore, Sedgley, Himley, Cradley Heath, Old Hill, Tividale, Hill Top, Stone Cross, and all surrounding areas.

Kidderminster Test Centre

The Local test centre for Kidderminster has been scheduled to close in October.

The DSA have a £2.3 Million budget to replace it and they can't find a suitable property.

I could find a centre with a swimming pool for that!

Thomson Local Are Shit And A Waste Of Money!

Well having paid over £1300 for a quarter page advert in the Thomson Local for this year I can confirm what a waste of money it is!

Do not advertise with them, what ever they are promising you it's a load of shit! Excuse my language but that's how annoyed I am over it! I have had a very good avert so it's not me!

Having the 0845 telephone number in my advert allows me to montiure the number of calls recieved and I can tell you I average 2 telephone enquireis per month. Thats an average cost of over £50 per call!

So fellow driving schools save your money and don't bother!

Show Me / Tell Me Questions

1st July 2008 Changes take place for the Show Me / Tell Me Questions

An additional 6 questions have been added and the orders changed around for full details visit www.homersdrrivingschool.co.uk

Changes to the Driving Tests

On the 7th of May 2008. The DSA & Government released the proposed changes to the UK Driving Tests. It is a consultation on both the Theory Test & Practical Test to be introduced gradually from September this year taking 2 to 3 years to implement all of the changes. You can download the consultation and have your say at www.dsa.gov.uk/Category.asp?cat=545.

Most of these changes are because of Male drivers betweet 17 and 25 yearts old killing them selves and oither people. BLAME THEM. GIRLFRIENDS TIME TO START MOANING!


The Changes;

Theory:
The main focus of the current Theory is to test knowlege.
It is proposed that the current Theory Test is split into 2 tests Theory & Hazard.
A Third test is to be added which will be a case study to test your attitude and approach to various road situations because of the young lads metioned above.

Practical:
The main focus of the current Driving Test is Vehicle Control.
Their has is up to 3 addtional driving tests proposed in this consultation. Some of which is a good idea such as;
Split the Manouvers away from the actual test so a short 10 minute test is required for that and when you pass it you you pass it and not tested again unlike at present!

A vehicle control test which is the usual Driving Test

A test based on your attitude & approach to driving

A realistic driving test based on the way you drive after passing eg. the Examiner will request you to drive to a well known landmark by following road signs and your loacl knowlege.

Their will be as an option a Standardised Advanced Driving Test which unlike the present PASS PLUS (where you alot of Driving Instructors get a £50 bung and do nothing other than sign a form. Idiots for doing that!)you be tested and it will dramticlly reduce your insurance costs. This will be available to ALL DRIVERS of ALL AGES.

The DSA & Government belive this will not cost anymore than at present and want to put the focus on education to reduce accident rates, reduce insurance costs and make them look good.

Their are a few other things metioned aswell such as business driver and elderley drivers etc. But as the document is 86 pages of Government English i will you to read it!